The Redundancy Department Of Redundancy

Content Wow, a different error message.. Finally some progress! - AIRS

Content me sitting beside that one senior developer who always helps me with the bugs made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 85 31 I need two divs to look a bit like this: LOGO LINKS CONTENT What's the neatestmost elegant way of making them overlap neatly? The logo will have a fixed height and width and will be touching the top edge of the page. overlap CSS I share edit asked Nov 6 '08 at 22:02 st elmos fire 200 I like your ascii solution just fine - go with it - devmode Nov 6 '08 at 22:15

Ah, the classic "just add one more feature" nightmare. The top shows a neat, organized highway interchange that handles traffic efficiently. The bottom? That's what happens when management says "it's just one tiny addition" to your beautifully architected system. This is why senior devs twitch uncontrollably when they hear "can we just add this small thing?" That 1001st requirement is never just appending a line of code—it's rebuilding the entire spaghetti junction while traffic is still flowing. And somehow you're expected to maintain both monstrosities without documentation. Just like real infrastructure, nobody appreciates good code until they're stuck in the traffic jam of technical debt.

Regular coding mistakes: "Oops, I forgot a semicolon." Enterprise coding mistakes: "So I accidentally stored everyone's unencrypted photos with location data in a public Firebase bucket and now there's a map of all users circulating online." This is why we can't have nice things in tech. Some junior dev probably skipped the security training to finish that "urgent feature" and now lawyers are measuring their future yachts. The difference between "ship fast" and "shipwreck" is just a few lines of code and a complete disregard for basic security practices.

Content Guess who is looking at memes all day instead of fixing their code