The Redundancy Department Of Redundancy

The universal scapegoat of the tech world strikes again! When your Windows crashes, your Microsoft Office subscription expires unexpectedly, or that weird bug appears after an update — just blame Bill Gates. Never mind that he hasn't actively run Microsoft since 2008. The best part? This excuse works equally well for non-tech people trying to explain why their printer isn't working and senior developers who can't figure out why their legacy code is suddenly failing. It's the tech equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" — except everyone nods in understanding.

The aristocratic smugness is palpable . Nothing screams "tech nobility" like optimizing garbage code instead of rewriting it properly. Sure, you've made your spaghetti script run 1000x faster, but it's still held together with duct tape and prayers. The true art of programming isn't writing good code—it's making bad code perform so well that nobody questions its existence. And then strutting around the office like you've just invented quantum computing.

OMG THE EDGE CASE FROM HELL! 😭 Someone got EXACTLY 85% and the code executed BOTH conditions because they used ≤ and ≥ instead of ! The result? "FAILEDPASSED" - the digital equivalent of being told you're pretty ugly. The universe really said "congratulations on your spectacular mediocrity" and I have NEVER felt so seen in my entire coding existence!

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The programming paradigm hierarchy in its natural habitat! Data-oriented folks stand tall and proud at the top of the food chain. Object-oriented programmers cling desperately to the middle ground, while those return-oriented programmers... well, they're basically just lurking in the shadows waiting to exploit buffer overflows and hijack execution flow. The secret fourth paradigm not pictured: functional programmers who are too busy explaining monads to fit in the frame.

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