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The eternal superiority complex of Arch Linux users has reached new heights! The chart hilariously suggests that while money and status contribute somewhat to one's attractiveness, nothing quite compares to casually dropping "I use Arch btw" in conversation. For the uninitiated, this phrase has become the unofficial slogan of Arch Linux users who can't go five minutes without mentioning their distro choice—as if manually configuring your entire system and typing obscure terminal commands somehow makes you irresistible. The fact that the Arch bar is comically larger than money and status perfectly captures the delusional self-importance that comes with using a distribution that's essentially just Linux with extra steps and fewer functioning drivers.

THE AUDACITY! This poor soul thought they were escaping the legal labyrinth only to land in the coding HELLSCAPE of Stack Overflow arguments, conflicting documentation, and StackOverflow answers from 2011 that somehow still work but nobody knows why! 💀 Traded one nightmare for another - avoiding legal jargon just to spend eternity debating whether tabs or spaces are superior while three different package managers fight to the death on your hard drive. The cosmic joke of career choices!

Content When you get paid to write 2 lines of code, cry, and don't have to speak during meetings and.thats when the big bucks start rolling in ProdrammerHumor.io

Content C A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.

Welcome to the thunderdome of naming conventions, where senior devs battle to the death over camelCase vs snake_case while the junior dev sits in the corner naming variables like they're randomly hitting the keyboard. Nothing triggers developers more than variable names. Two senior devs locked in mortal combat over updatedNumber vs numberToBeUpdated is just Tuesday at most companies. Meanwhile, the junior dev is off creating digital war crimes with aa1 and xyz - blissfully unaware they're violating every coding standard since FORTRAN. Code reviews aren't about finding bugs anymore—they're just elaborate ceremonies where we pretend variable naming is worth physical violence.

Content So many furries in one flight. Tag them if you know them! 7:27 PM 102521 Twitter for Android 1,017 Retweets 1,448 Quote Tweets 8,144 Likes 17 1 14h I object to that many Furries being on the same airplane because if there were an accident it could basically cripple the American IT industry in an instant.