I Feel Happy For Him

Resignation Developer life Legacy code Burnout Tech jobs Career change Sprint planning Git commit Work culture

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7 months ago 152,286 views 0 shares

I Feel Happy For Him

resignation-memes, developer-life-memes, workplace-humor-memes, legacy-code-memes, burnout-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The only documented case of a developer experiencing genuine happiness at work - submitting their resignation letter. That moment when your coworker notices you're smiling for the first time since you inherited that legacy codebase with zero documentation and 8,000 TODOs. Nothing sparks joy quite like typing that final git commit with the message "Someone else's problem now" and knowing you'll never again have to attend those 2-hour sprint planning meetings where the product manager keeps saying "how hard could it be to add just one more feature?"

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