The Real Apocalypse

OMG, the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of writing test cases! 😱 You're sitting there, pointing out the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS like some kind of software Sherlock: "Hmm, yes, this function returns a value when called. THE FLOOR IS INDEED MADE OF FLOOR." And then you spend THREE HOURS documenting that water is wet and integers can be added together. The sheer DRAMA of having to verify that your code does exactly what it's supposed to do - as if that wasn't THE ENTIRE POINT of writing it in the first place! Developers everywhere WEEPING as they write their 47th assertion that null is, in fact, still null. 💀

Content Ricky rickhanloni We don't need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover 6:55 PM Dec 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 1,025 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 5,119 Likes Ricky rickhanlonii Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii my repo my choice 3 tV 41 554 the squirrel in the tree ay A ( Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii do you really even know what's in those patches? could be worse than the actual vuln 9 4 17 21 377 ars Patch fixing critical Log4J 0-day has its own vulnerability that's under exploit If you've patched using Log4J 2.15.0, it's time to update again. Stat! by Dan Goodin - Dec 16, 2021 8:40am AEDT r Login to bookmark 10 Wikimedia CommonsAlex E. Promos Last Thursday, the world learned of an in-the-wild exploitation of a critical code-execution zero-day in Log4J, a logging utility used by just about every cloud service and enterprise network on the planet. Open- source developers quickly released an update that patched the flaw and urged all users to install it immediately. Now, researchers are reporting that there are at least two vulnerabilities in the patch, released as Log4J 2.15.0, and that attackers are actively exploiting one or both of them against real-world targets who have already applied the update. The researchers are urging

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The sacred commandment of software development! GitHub Projects is basically preaching the gospel with this one. Pushing code to production on Friday is like playing Russian roulette with your weekend. That stick figure is all of us—arms raised in desperate warning because they've lived through the horror of fixing critical bugs at 11 PM on a Friday while their friends are out having fun. The universal developer trauma captured in one perfect tweet. Whoever deploys on Friday clearly wants chaos as a lifestyle choice.

MARKETING: *enthusiastically gives thumbs up* "We can totally deliver this revolutionary feature by next Tuesday!" DEVS AND QA: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen too many impossible deadlines* The eternal corporate tango where Marketing promises the moon while Development silently calculates how many all-nighters it'll take to build a rocket from scratch. HONEY, THAT'S NOT A FEATURE, THAT'S A WHOLE NEW PRODUCT LINE! 💀

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