The Real Apocalypse

Programmer life Insomnia Code fixes Midnight coding Bug hunting Developer problems Priorities Error messages Sleep deprivation

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The Real Apocalypse

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Earthquakes? Sleep. Thunderstorms? Sleep. Alien attacks? Still sleep. But suddenly remembering how to fix that bug on line 56 at 3 AM? WIDE AWAKE. The programmer brain has exactly one priority, and it's not survival—it's fixing that damn error that's been haunting you for days. The rest of the world could literally be ending, but that syntax error takes precedence.

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