My Boss Wrote A Spam Filter

Oh sweet mercy, someone's boss decided to reinvent the wheel by creating a spam filter that checks if an email contains less than TWO digits (0-9). Because apparently, spam is just... numbers? That's it? That's the grand strategy? So if your email has "Meet me at 3pm" or "Call me at 555-1234" - BOOM, you're spam, baby! Meanwhile, actual spam emails like "BUY V1AGRA N0W" with clever letter substitutions? Welcome aboard, friend! The comment "=> spam Oct 2026" is *chef's kiss* - someone's already predicting when this disaster of a filter will finally be removed. The confidence! The foresight! The absolute certainty that this code will haunt them for years to come! This is what happens when someone thinks they can outsmart decades of machine learning and sophisticated spam detection with a single if statement counting digits. Truly a masterpiece of overconfidence meets underengineering.