The Foundation Of Modern Software

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Ah, the classic illusion of software stability. Up top, you've got users blissfully sipping cocktails on what they think is a perfectly secure balcony, completely oblivious to what's happening below. Meanwhile, there's literally one exhausted developer in a hard hat frantically patching the crumbling foundation that's barely holding everything together. The entire app is one bad commit away from collapsing into the sea, but sure, Karen, go ahead and process that critical financial transaction. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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