No Documentation

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No Documentation

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Writing code without documentation is like casting spells you'll forget by tomorrow. That function you wrote yesterday? Crystal clear. The one from today? Still makes sense. But come back in a week and you'll be staring at your own creation like Gandalf in unfamiliar territory. The dark magic of undocumented code strikes again.

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