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The professor asked for a pattern program, and this student just hard-coded every single line with printf statements. No loops, no logic, just brute force printing. And now they're running away from the teacher because they know what's coming. It's the coding equivalent of answering "what's 5+7?" by saying "I memorized that it's 12" instead of explaining addition. Sure, it works... technically. But you've missed the entire point of the exercise and any self-respecting CS professor is going to hunt you down for this crime against algorithms.

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Nothing prepares you for the mental breakdown quite like Java programming. Two months of dealing with NullPointerExceptions, verbose syntax, and enterprise boilerplate would make anyone paint their face and laugh maniacally in traffic. The real villain origin story isn't falling into a vat of chemicals—it's maintaining legacy Java code with no documentation. At least the Joker only had to deal with Batman, not Spring dependency injection.