No Documentation

The universal escape hatch of every software architect in existence! Ask about microservices? "Depends." Monolith vs distributed? "Depends." Serverless or containers? You guessed it—"DEPENDS." This is basically the architectural equivalent of a doctor saying "take two aspirin and call me in the morning." The truth is, context is everything in architecture, and "it depends" is simultaneously the most frustrating and most correct answer to virtually any design question. The wise old architect with the pipe knows this ancient truth that juniors hate to hear!

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Finally, a political decision Linux users can get behind! The headline "Taliban bans windows" is playing on the double meaning of "windows" - the physical openings in buildings versus Microsoft Windows operating system. Linux fanatics have been waging their own holy war against Windows for decades, so this headline hits that sweet spot of tech tribalism. Next headline: "Taliban mandates command line interfaces only" and watch the Arch users celebrate.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of that guy who quit last week! "It's all in the documentation," he said with a straight face while leaving us with what appears to be LITERAL HIEROGLYPHICS! 🙄 You know what's worse than no documentation? Documentation that requires a PhD in Ancient Egyptian Studies and a time machine! Like, sweetie, unless you're expecting us to hire the ghost of Indiana Jones as a consultant, maybe write something in ACTUAL ENGLISH next time? The rest of us are now stuck playing archaeological code detective, desperately trying to decipher if that bird symbol means "critical database function" or "I was bored on a Tuesday." Truly the ultimate revenge of a departed developer!

The eternal struggle of CS students reaches new heights! Student claims "my dog ate my homework" – the oldest excuse in education. But the punchline? "It took him a couple bytes ." Pure programming wordplay genius! The dog didn't physically consume paper, but rather "ate" some binary data. And since computer data is measured in bytes, this student weaponized a terrible pun as their excuse. The professor's silent response is practically audible through the screen. Every programmer who's ever lost code to a corrupted file is quietly nodding in sympathetic amusement.