All The Damn Time

Copy paste Tutorials documentation dependencies Teddy-bear-debugging

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All The Damn Time

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Copy-pasting code from tutorials is the developer equivalent of following a recipe that claims to be "easy" but somehow your soufflé still collapses. The teddy bear's shocked expression perfectly captures that moment of betrayal when you realize the tutorial author conveniently omitted mentioning their 17 environment variables, custom libraries, and the blood sacrifice to the coding gods they performed beforehand. It's that special kind of disappointment that can only be cured by beer and Stack Overflow.

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