The Divine Hierarchy Of Debugging

Ah, the duality of developer existence. Top panel: Confidently reading documentation with glasses, feeling like a coding genius who understands complex algorithms and design patterns. Bottom panel: Completely melting into a puddle after forgetting how to write a basic switch statement—something you've used approximately 500 times before. The impostor syndrome speedrun: 15 seconds flat. Your CS degree is crying in the corner.

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So Microsoft brags about 30% of their code being AI-generated, then pushes an update that kills your SSD. Coincidence? I think not. This is what happens when you let GitHub Copilot write your disk I/O routines. Next update will probably require a blood sacrifice and your firstborn child just to boot up. Remember when updates just fixed things instead of creating exciting new problems? Those were the days...

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The sacred trinity of bedtime companions! Normal folks cuddle with pets, couples snuggle with partners, but CS engineers? We form a polyamorous relationship with our laptop, phone, and crushing deadline anxiety. That moment when your IDE is the last thing you see before sleep and the first thing you check after waking up. "Just one more commit before bed" turns into debugging until 3AM while your posture gradually transforms into the infamous programmer's pretzel. The true mark of a CS engineer: your devices have more consistent uptime than your sleep schedule.