The Divine Hierarchy Of Debugging

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Debugging StackOverflow Programming

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The Divine Hierarchy Of Debugging

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The divine hierarchy of debugging has been revealed! Your buggy code is the vehicle stuck in mud, while you're just the helpless dog watching from below. Meanwhile, the real heroes pushing you forward are: StackOverflow (the backbone of modern development), some random blog post from 2007 (written by a programmer who's probably retired on a beach now), and occasionally God himself when that 15-year-old forum post miraculously solves your exact issue. The most accurate representation of programming I've seen since my code last worked by accident.

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