The Divine Hierarchy Of Debugging

Content NOOO THIS TECHNIQUE ENCAPSULATES BEHAVIOR AND STATE AND PROMOTES THE OPEN CLOSE PRINCIPLE AS WELL AS MAKES CODE MORE ROBUST, EXTENDABLE AND EASIER TO MAINTAIN WHEN YOU GET USED TO IT WHILE ENFORCING COMPILER ERRORS IF YOU FORGET TO HANDLE CERTAIN CASES THIS CODE S HARD 34 TO UNDERSTAND FOR ME (T MUST BESHIT 34 THIS CODE IS HARD TOUNDERSTAND FOR ME (MUST BE SHIT 14 14 0.1 2 55 70 85 100 115 2 0.1 130 145

Content WHEN THE APP IS STILL GIVING ERROR BUTIT'S FINALLY AN ERROR YOU EXPECT TO SEE

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Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev EDEV BAStename exist ok True) actidir CONDA BASEename etccondaac deacdir CONDA BASEename etcconda os.makedirs (acti dir, exist ok True) exists eon acti dir'edevon.sh' cot a deac dir redevo fash os.symlink(BIN'edevon. sh', con) if not os.p os.symlink(BI edevoff.sh'eoff Syntax eror on token throws interfoce exp Syntax erfor on token expected after this iC Syntax error, insert: SimpleName: to complete Q Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert " to complete MethodDecia Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 syntax error on tokens exoected alter this toke Syntax error, insert y to complete interfaceBod The method SileAnalysish is undefined for the tuie FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Ergonomics experts: "Here's the proper posture for working at your desk!" Programmers: *sprawls in chair like a melted ice cream cone on a hot sidewalk* The absolute AUDACITY of these ergonomics people thinking we have time for "proper posture" when we're in the 17th hour of debugging a semicolon that decided to go on vacation! My spine has been shaped by deadlines and caffeine into something paleontologists will study with fascination someday. The cat gets it. THE CAT GETS IT.

The eternal programming tragedy: in English, "!yes" is a weird way to say "no," but in code, it's literally the opposite of "yes." The poor programmer reads "!yes" as "not yes" (FALSE) when the person meant an excited "yes!" Now they're crying while the English speaker happily moves on. Classic language barrier between humans and machines that's been causing relationship disasters since the first semicolon.