You Want Broken Code? Ok No Problem

bugs management production Deployment Unrealistic expectations Deadline Solo-developer Work pressure Tech debt Understaffed

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You Want Broken Code? Ok No Problem

deadline-memes, management-memes, solo-developer-memes, bugs-memes, deployment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal standoff between management and the lone developer. Boss wants deployment, dev explains there are bugs and they're understaffed, boss responds with "We need this done today!" because deadlines trump reality. Next week's comic: same dev explaining why production is on fire. Tale as old as Git.

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