Take My Ten Points

Code review Pull request Clean code Best practices Developer habits Production code Merge request Console logs

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Take My Ten Points

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STOP EVERYTHING! Someone actually remembered to remove those embarrassing debug logs before merging their code?! 💀 The rarest creature in the developer ecosystem has been spotted! I would literally PROPOSE on the spot to anyone who saves me from the shame of pushing "console.log('am I working yet???')" to production. Those ten points? TAKE TWENTY! TAKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD! You absolute coding unicorn who actually follows best practices instead of leaving digital breadcrumbs of your 3AM desperation all over the codebase!

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