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Content Programmers then: Programmers now: I just coded for Apollo mission with 50KB storage. ProarammerHumor.io My code womt compile because of imdentation error :(

Content inigo quilez iquilezles - 3h Planck constant of software development, the smallest measurable amount of coding effort, is 15 minutes. 17 21 50 Tom Forsyth tom forsyth Follow iquilezles Heisenberg principle: you can make something in a known amount of time, or you can make it bug-free, but you can't do both. RETWEETS 8 LIKES 25

Content Chris Albon chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip: Follow Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle. 8:49 PM - 19 Dec 2017 11,775 Retweets 23,488 Likes 254 17 12K 23K Sat

Content Booom! Look at that! Who's the Jedi master here?! Ugh... ...and he fixed it' Well done No no. not quite... 8 What's going on? We've been stuck on a bug for 2 hours... The bug is still there, but now the error message is different Hmm Ahh!! It feels great to finally make progress CommitStrip.com

Compiler throws a tantrum about missing std:: prefix and the student's just vibing like they've unlocked some forbidden ancient power. The sheer confidence radiating from someone who has absolutely no idea what namespace pollution is... chef's kiss. They're out here raw-dogging function calls like it's 1985 and namespaces haven't been invented yet. The monster breaking through the wall perfectly captures that moment when your compiler error list is longer than your actual code, but you're still convinced you're cooking something revolutionary. Zero understanding, maximum enthusiasm. The virgin energy is strong with this one.

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