Take My Ten Points

Ah, the classic developer self-deception pipeline! First stage: "Clean code? Pfft, that's for people with time to spare." Second stage: "It's just a prototype, don't judge!" Third stage: "I'll definitely refactor this... someday." Final stage: "Well, this spaghetti code is now a load-bearing wall in production and my boss wants new features yesterday." The transformation from confident developer to technical debt clown is complete! The greatest fiction in software isn't science fiction—it's the myth of "I'll clean it up later."

The eternal cycle of software development immortalized in one perfect image. That // TODO: Fix later comment you casually dropped six months ago has officially joined the ranks of mythical creatures - right alongside consistent documentation and bug-free first deployments. The gravestone is brutally honest - "LATER" never actually arrives. Those temporary workarounds become permanent architectural decisions. That quick hack becomes a load-bearing comment. Your tech debt compounds faster than your student loans. Meanwhile, your codebase slowly transforms into an archaeological dig site where future developers will uncover your broken promises like ancient artifacts.

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The eternal struggle of picking up where you left off! The proper way? Detailed commit messages. The realistic way? Random notes. The galaxy brain way? Frantically mashing Ctrl+Z until you recognize something, followed by the inevitable panic of realizing you went too far and desperately hitting Ctrl+Shift+Z to recover. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like time-traveling through your code history via undo/redo shortcuts while muttering obscenities under your breath.

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