Merge request Memes

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Take My Ten Points
Debugging Devops Git Programming Testing
13 days ago 74.8K views 0 shares
Take My Ten Points
STOP EVERYTHING! Someone actually remembered to remove those embarrassing debug logs before merging their code?! 💀 The rarest creature in the developer ecosystem has been spotted! I would literally PROPOSE on the spot to anyone who saves me from the shame of pushing "console.log('am I working yet???')" to production. Those ten points? TAKE TWENTY! TAKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD! You absolute coding unicorn who actually follows best practices instead of leaving digital breadcrumbs of your 3AM desperation all over the codebase!

Your Request Has Been Feline'd
Git Devops Agile Programming
28 days ago 122.6K views 0 shares
Your Request Has Been Feline'd
SWEET MERCIFUL CODE GODS! The most powerful entity in software development isn't your tech lead—it's that desperate little feline begging for your approval! While you're drowning in 47 Jira tickets, this adorable catastrophe is just waiting for someone, ANYONE, to merge their changes into the sacred main branch. The sheer DRAMA of waiting for code review approval has literally transformed this developer into a pleading kitten. And honestly? Same. Nothing says "I've lost all dignity" quite like peeking over a chair asking for your pull request to be approved after you've spent three days refactoring that nightmare function everyone was too scared to touch! 🙀

The Art Of "Fixing" Lint Errors
Javascript Webdev Devops Git Typescript
1 month ago 74.8K views 0 shares
The Art Of "Fixing" Lint Errors
The eternal shortcut of the desperate developer. You're asked to fix lint errors in a merge request, but instead of actually fixing the underlying code issues, you just slap an eslint-disable-next-line comment and call it a day. It's like putting a piece of tape over your check engine light and considering the car "fixed." Sure, the PR will pass now, but we all know what you did... and we've all done it too when deadlines loom. Technical debt? That's a problem for future you!