Console logs Memes

STOP EVERYTHING! Someone actually remembered to remove those embarrassing debug logs before merging their code?! 💀 The rarest creature in the developer ecosystem has been spotted! I would literally PROPOSE on the spot to anyone who saves me from the shame of pushing "console.log('am I working yet???')" to production. Those ten points? TAKE TWENTY! TAKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD! You absolute coding unicorn who actually follows best practices instead of leaving digital breadcrumbs of your 3AM desperation all over the codebase!

Oh sweetie, you think I'm going to use a sophisticated debugging system when I can just LITTER MY CODE with print statements like some kind of digital breadcrumb trail?! 💅 The AUDACITY of proper debugging tools expecting me to learn how they work when I can just sprinkle print("MADE IT HERE!!!") and print("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING OMG") throughout my code like some deranged fairy godmother of troubleshooting! And don't you DARE judge me when I forget to remove them before pushing to production! That's just my signature, darling! ✨

That moment when your careless debug statements turn your production server into an international billboard. Those console.log("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING??!!") and // TODO: Fix this garbage code before anyone sees it comments are now being broadcast to the entire world. Your secret shame has gone global, and somewhere, your senior developer is preparing a very special one-on-one meeting about "professional logging practices." Nothing says "competent engineer" quite like accidentally revealing your debugging frustrations to every user in your production environment. At least now you'll never forget to clean up before deployment again!