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The infinite chain of nested "else if" statements screaming into the void. Classic example of what happens when you're too stubborn to use switch statements or proper pattern matching. That codebase is one code review away from someone having an existential crisis. The final "if" just sitting there, blissfully unaware it's the root cause of a future 3 AM debugging session.

Content ProgressBarjava x 459 460 461 462 463 464 0-D 465 466 467 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 Converts a dravable to a tiled version of itself. It will recursively traverse layer and state list dravables. private Drawable tileify (Drawable drawable, boolean clip) ( TODO: This is a terrible idea that potentially destroys any drawable that extends any of these classes. We really need to remove this. if (drawable instanceof LayerDrawable) ( final LayerDrawable orig (LayerDrawable) drawable; final int N orig.getNumberOfLayers () ; final Drawable ( outDrawables new Drawable N; for lint i 0: i N: it final int id orig.getId (i); outDrawables i tileify(orig.getDrawable (i), (id R.id.progress I id R.id. secondaryProgress) )

Content (rcscareerquestions 4 1.3k 281 Share Award Reply 794 pylearning 12h Just make sure to fax them your updated resume so it includes the relevant martial arts training! 4 134 J MajorMajorObvious 6h You might be joking, but some defence contractors require self defense training for higher security clearence. 4 29 1 kidfood 5h That's kinda badass ngl. You're an engineer hacking away and suddenly a man tries to steal your laptop and BAM bust out the chops putting the man in a coffin - then you sit back down and google "how to exit vim" for the fourth time today. 43 J

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Content TO Write a python function that counts the number of syllables in a string. Here is a basic implementation of a function to count syllables in a string: python def countsyllables(word): vowels "aeiouyAEIOUY" count 0 for index, letter in enumerate(word): if letter in vowels: if index 0 or wordindex - 1 not in vowels: count 1 if count 0: count 1 return count Copy code This function counts the number of vowels in a word and assumes that every word has at least one syllable. It does a simple check for vowels in the input word and increases the count for each vowel found. It also checks if the previous letter is not a vowel to avoid counting consecutive vowels as separate syllables. TO How many syllables does the work Columbia have? The word "Columbia" has three syllables. ProdrammerHumor.io

The infinite money glitch nobody told you about! Python developers sitting there with stacks of cash just because they can install packages without the corporate world noticing they're doing absolutely nothing. "Hey boss, still working on those dependencies!" *proceeds to run pip install for the 47th time while browsing Reddit* The real genius is convincing management that each dependency takes a full day to configure. "Sorry, NumPy is being particularly stubborn today. Might need to order pizza and work late."