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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Code responsibility Memes

Posts tagged with Code responsibility

Fast And Furious: Production Drift

Devops Security Programming Debugging Databases
1 month ago 88.7K views 0 shares
Fast And Furious: Production Drift
The perfect recreation of that Fast & Furious street racing tension, but with code instead of cars! That junior dev is cruising around production with elevated privileges they definitely shouldn't have, looking all confident until they inevitably push that one fatal commit. Meanwhile, the senior dev who approved their access is having that slow-motion realization moment: "I've made a terrible mistake." It's that universal stomach-drop feeling when you check Slack and see 47 unread messages and 3 @channel alerts. The production database wasn't supposed to be their playground!

The Evolution Of Git Blame

Git AI Devops Programming Debugging
1 month ago 107.5K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Git Blame
Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.

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