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Sweet Production Chaos (That's Not My Problem)

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3 days ago 83.0K views 0 shares

Sweet Production Chaos (That's Not My Problem)

That delicious moment when production is literally BURNING TO THE GROUND with a bug, but you're sitting there with the smuggest face because it's not your code! 💅 First panel: concerned thinking. Second panel: desperately trying not to burst into maniacal laughter while your colleagues run around screaming. The absolute AUDACITY of feeling both relief and schadenfreude while someone else's code implodes is the purest form of developer joy. We're all terrible people and I'm not even sorry about it!

Basically How The Conversation Went

AI Security Microsoft Programming

7 days ago 100.2K views 0 shares

Basically How The Conversation Went

The eternal dance of AI ethics vs. corporate deadlines, beautifully captured in Simpsons format. Apu starts with the programmer's honest confession: "I use AI when Stack Overflow fails me." Then suddenly transforms into a philosophical AI ethicist discussing the "schism between ethicists and productivity analysts" and security concerns. But when Microsoft interrupts his ethical monologue with "Just say yes," Apu immediately abandons his principles faster than a junior dev abandoning documentation. The duality of modern development: privately acknowledging AI's ethical quagmires while publicly nodding enthusiastically when the deadline monster appears. Welcome to software development in 2024, where our principles are as flexible as our sprint commitments.

Can We Please Stop The Bullying

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4 months ago 164.3K views 0 shares

Can We Please Stop The Bullying

The brutal truth nobody asked for but everyone needed to hear. When you assign blame for that spaghetti code disaster to the innocent intern who just started last week, you're not being clever—you're just being a jerk with commit access. Nothing says "I'm professionally insecure" quite like making someone else the scapegoat for your 3 AM caffeine-fueled coding abomination. The git blame command exists for justice, not for your workplace pranks.

Fast And Furious: Production Drift

Devops Security Programming Debugging Databases

8 months ago 202.7K views 0 shares

Fast And Furious: Production Drift

The perfect recreation of that Fast & Furious street racing tension, but with code instead of cars! That junior dev is cruising around production with elevated privileges they definitely shouldn't have, looking all confident until they inevitably push that one fatal commit. Meanwhile, the senior dev who approved their access is having that slow-motion realization moment: "I've made a terrible mistake." It's that universal stomach-drop feeling when you check Slack and see 47 unread messages and 3 @channel alerts. The production database wasn't supposed to be their playground!

The Evolution Of Git Blame

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8 months ago 251.6K views 0 shares

The Evolution Of Git Blame

Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.