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Comments On Code Be Like

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The box has already been opened before someone read the instructions. Just like how developers implement features before reading documentation. The comment says exactly what to do, but the hole in the box suggests someone already ignored it completely. Bonus points for the irony that the comment is in square brackets, proper syntax, and still got ignored. Typical Tuesday in any codebase.

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