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Content AlexAT commented on Oct 29, 2021 edited CVEs are unsafe by design, and should be rewritten in Rust. P.S. Actually, I think all vulnerabilities should just be rewritten in Rust. Then they will all be safe, and there would be no problem in having them. 9

While other languages are having a complete MELTDOWN because you dared to put a string, an integer, and a float in the same array, JavaScript is just vibing like a Greek philosopher contemplating the meaning of existence. "Mixed types? Sure bro, throw in a function and an object while you're at it. I literally don't care." JavaScript's dynamic typing is basically the programming equivalent of "live and let live" – no type checking, no judgment, just pure chaotic acceptance. Meanwhile, statically-typed languages are out here crying tears of blood because you tried to mix your data types like some kind of programming anarchist. JavaScript said "type safety is a social construct" and honestly? It's living its best life.

Ah, the modern developer's workflow. Empty try block, followed by a catch that just calls OpenAI to fix whatever broke. Why debug your own code when you can outsource your incompetence to an AI? Next up: a ChatGPT plugin that automatically adds this snippet to all your repositories. Efficiency through surrender.

Content my ancestors watching me google "how to write for loop" (I have been coding for 5 years)

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