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Content OH NO! THE ROBOTS ARE KILLING US!!! BUT WHY?!? WE NEVER PROGRAMMED THEM TO DO THIS!! static bool isCrazyMurderingRobot false: void interactwithhumans (void) if(isCrazyMurderingRobot true) kill(humans); else beniceto(humans); Prograt

Content Matrix Architects Optimizing the code so that you can render large areas of the world without causing GPU overload and preventing NPC coroutines from executing when they are not visible. Creating a virus that forces Matrix Architects the players to stay at home so that those areas don't have to be rendered and most coroutines can be safely disabled.

Content SENIOR DEV EXPLAINING HOW TO DRAW A HORSE:

HONEY, THE PANIC IS REAL! Game developers put on the performance of their LIVES when someone asks about their game's progress! That forced smile? That's the face of someone whose code is held together by duct tape and prayers! The immediate deflection with "Great. Why, what have you heard?" is the digital equivalent of sweating through your formal wear while your game crashes if a player walks diagonally and jumps at the same time! Behind every cheerful "it's going great!" is a dev who hasn't slept in 72 hours because they're frantically trying to fix that one bug where all the NPCs suddenly decide to T-pose and float toward the ceiling! The truth would be too horrifying to share in polite company!

Content Junior developer Senior developer DODO

Content Manager: One of our competitor company is trying to pull all programmers from us with huge package... Me: Ch RACING Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where?