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Content Software engineers: it's just too expensive to optimize our code, also computers will be faster anyway in a few years Hardware engineers:

Content normal engineers Indians are coming for our jobs we are so screwed software engineers indians are coming for our jobs if he can read my code I'll fucking pay him myself

Content NOOO YOU MUST ED IT THE CODE FIRST MAYBEIEORIM 34 TAGAIN THE RESULT WILL BE DIFFERENT MAYREIENRUM TAGAIN THE RESULT 34 MITLBE DIFFERENT 14 14 0.1 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 145 0.1

Ah, the age-old tabs vs. spaces holy war has claimed another victim! Nothing turns a mild-mannered developer into a raging lunatic faster than someone running an autoformatter that converts their carefully crafted tab indentation into spaces (or vice versa). It's like watching someone rearrange your kitchen while insisting they're "helping." Sure, the code might work exactly the same afterward, but now it feels wrong on a spiritual level. And let's be honest - you'd rather rewrite the entire project from scratch than adapt to someone else's indentation style. The true mark of a senior developer isn't their algorithm knowledge or architecture skills—it's the intensity with which they'll defend their whitespace preferences to the death.

The eternal cycle of software development. When someone compliments your code, there are only two possibilities: you spent weeks perfecting it, or you found it on Stack Overflow five minutes ago. The smug grin says it all – that beautiful algorithm with perfect variable naming wasn't crafted through years of experience, it was ctrl+c, ctrl+v from some poor soul who actually did the work. The greatest programmers aren't those who write the best code, but those who know where to steal it from.

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