Say Again "Exception Raised," Just One More Time

The universal developer solution to compiler warnings: just put a decorative plant in front of the screen! Who needs to fix those 43 warnings when strategic foliage placement solves the problem instantly? This is basically the software equivalent of putting tape over your check engine light. Sure, your code might explode in production, but at least your desk looks nicer!

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The four stages of developer grief: euphoria when your code finally works, the misguided confidence to "improve" it, the soul-crushing realization that you've unleashed 258 bugs, and finally the existential void where your will to code once lived. That moment between "it works!" and "let me refactor it" is the shortest-lived happiness in programming. It's like finding a $100 bill and immediately using it to buy lottery tickets. Pure self-sabotage, but we never learn.

The tweet starts with "guys literally only want one thing and it's f***ing disgusting" - but plot twist! It's not what you think. The "one thing" is actually seeing all your tests pass with zero errors and warnings, with that beautiful "exit code 0" that makes developers feel things no human relationship ever could. That green progress bar and "22307 tests passed" is basically developer porn. Nothing quite matches the dopamine rush of code that works flawlessly after hours of debugging hell. Who needs relationships when your Java compilation succeeds without a single complaint?

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Asking how to check LLM code quality without being an expert is like asking how to check if your parachute works without jumping out of a plane. The irony is delicious - you're using an LLM to ask how to evaluate LLM-generated code. It's the digital equivalent of asking a toddler if they think they should have more candy. The answer is always "yes" and always suspiciously in their favor.