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The eternal dance between developers and regex—a cryptic language that might as well be ancient runes. When ChatGPT spits out a working regex that looks like someone headbutted a keyboard, what do we do? Copy-paste that mystical incantation and back away slowly. It's the modern equivalent of summoning a demon—you don't need to understand the Latin, you just need the spell to work. And when it does? Pure dopamine. That smug satisfaction of solving a problem without actually understanding the solution is programming at its finest. Future you will hate present you when that regex breaks in six months. But that's a problem for future you, who is, quite frankly, a bit of a buzzkill anyway.

Content You have a bad memory so you forgot how to solve the issue You find the exact issue on stackoverflow It was you who answered it a week ago DEVPUNS

The ultimate programming paradox exposed! First frame accuses programmers of not being able to write code without stealing someone else's. Then ChatGPT smugly asks "CAN YOU?" only to be met with a devastating realization in the final frame—neither can AI. The irony is chef's kiss perfect. ChatGPT was literally trained on other people's code from GitHub repos, Stack Overflow answers, and documentation. It's like being called out for plagiarism by someone who memorized the entire library. The circle of theft is now complete!

Content X Local man switches to Arch, tells no one - by.... lunduke.substack.com Local man switches to Arch, tells no one Bryan Lunduke Dec 18,2021 0 18 DE Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone. "This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch," stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff's Department. "We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms." Twitter was abuzz with opinions about the news.

When your Java debugging session turns into an existential crisis... Google's algorithm saw "how to tell if you are running JDK or JRE" and immediately offered suicide prevention resources. Because let's face it, nothing makes you question your life choices quite like trying to figure out which Java runtime environment you're using. The Stack Overflow answer is right there, but Google's like "You okay, buddy? Need to talk about those Java version checks?" Pure algorithmic empathy at its finest!

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