The Semicolon Hunt: Sleep Is For The Weak

The classic "it's not you, it's me" breakup line gets a multithreaded makeover! Our poor developer thought throwing mutexes and closing channels would fix their relationship problems, but they missed the fundamental truth of concurrent programming: no amount of locks can protect you from emotional deadlocks. Meanwhile, their partner is contemplating switching to the "Hawk TUAH" - which is either some obscure programming framework or proof that even in bed, developers are thinking about optimizing performance. Spoiler alert: neither mutexes nor Hawk TUAH will save this relationship from its fatal exception.

Content "Pikachu, use thunderbolt!" "Its no use, Ash! My Sandslash cannot be harmed by electricity!" "Pikachu, believe in yourself and use Thunderbolt!" PIKAACHAAAAAAW.jpg "How is this possible? My Sandslash! No!" try: from importlibresources import files as packagefiles except ImportError: from importlib.resources import files as packagefiles

Content Co-worker: We need to debug this Me: Okay let me break out my tools Me: printf

The mysterious phenomenon of code quality instantly transforming when someone glances at your screen! One second you're doing pointer arithmetic that would make Linus Torvalds cry, with bitwise operations and hexadecimal values that look like you fell asleep on the keyboard. Then the moment a coworker peeks over—BOOM—your code magically transforms into a pristine if-else statement that even an intern could understand. It's like quantum code: the mere act of being observed collapses all your hacky solutions into clean, readable logic. The programming version of cleaning your room only when guests come over!

Content 8:43 B X G, .il 55 Q rfeedthememes uFurryNOT 7h Gradle held me hostage GRADLE. THIS PIECE OF ACTUAL GARBAGE. I swear, I have completely lost my grip on reality, because I spent FOUR HOURS -I'm not even kidding, four whole hours of my life-trying to get this dumpster fire of a build tool to recognize it downloaded the damn wrapper. BRO. THE SAME WRAPPER IT DOWNLOADED LITERALLY. LIKE. TWO MINUTES AGO. DOES GRADLE HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS? DOES IT NEED A DOCTOR? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? I'm sitting here, tweaking settings, deleting caches, googling every error code like I'm solving a NASA-level equation, and it's just giving me the middle finger at everv turn. I uninstalled. reinstalled, rebooted m computer, sacrificed my last shred of sanity, screamed into the void, and you know what? GRADLE JUST SAT THERE. LAUGHING AT ME. MOCKING MY VERY EXISTENCE. I started questioning my reality. Is this even real? Am I real? Is Gradle actually a glitch in the matrix designed to make me lose what's left of my sanity??? AND THEN. OH. AND THEN. AFTER ALL THAT-AFTER I DESCENDED INTO PURE MADNESS-IT JUST DECIDES TO WORK. OUT OF NOWHERE. I DIDN'T TOUCH A SINGLE THING. I DID NOTHING. AND GRADLE JUST GOES, "LOL JK, WE GOOD NOW." LIKE WHAT??? WHAT WAS ALL THAT FOR, GRADLE?? WHY DID YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE JUST TO RANDOMLY FIX YOURSELF LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED? DO YOU ENJOY MY PAIN? DO YOU FEED OFF MY SUFFERING? I'm done. I'm so done. Gradle has officially broken me. This isn't a build tool. It's a psvchological experiment. I'm convinced. I'm just a shell of a human being now. Thanks, Gradle. THANKS Add a comment

Content Help EA Help E EAHelp 1h Hello EASPORTSWRC players, We are aware of an issue on console in which the game may crash on startup. This is currently being investigated and will be fixed as soon as possible. 17 14 36 1 20K EA Help EA Help EAHelp Guidance for PlayStation players: On your console, go to Settings System Date and Time Set Date and Time Set Manually. 2 Change the date to March 1, 2024. 3 Once this change has been done, the game should function normally. 2:21 PM Feb 29, 2024 25.6K Views ProarammerHumor.io