Only God Knows

documentation Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Code comments Self-documenting code Coding practices Future self

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Only God Knows

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That magical moment when you write some unholy abomination of code at 3 AM that somehow works perfectly. Six months later, you return to fix a bug and stare at your own creation like it's written in hieroglyphics. The documentation? Non-existent. Comments? What comments? Just you, your past self's cryptic logic, and the crushing realization that you've become your own technical debt.

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