Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

Content Ancient Computer Programmer Modern Software Developer monitor? monitor Anyway, here is my 300-punch card, bug- free program This IDE has no dark mode:(

Content 1 checked the coding on mat drops: if (hasEnough true) giveMore; else if (hasEnough false) dontGive; Normally I'd grudgingly upvote for haha funny. But you didn't even put the effort into getting the comparison syntax right. is definition. is a boolean check. is a syntax error, my friend. Vote arammerHumor.io

The evolution from peasant-tier print statements to sophisticated log functions is the coding equivalent of putting on a tuxedo. Sure, both get the job done, but one makes you feel like you actually know what you're doing while hiding the fact that your debugging strategy is still "throw random text at the console until something makes sense." Fancy logging with timestamps and severity levels is just us pretending we're not still the same confused devs who started with print("here") and print("why god why") .

Oh boy, the classic bait-and-switch of coding course ads! The top shows this pristine little C++ snippet promising "Success" if you just set c_foundation_course = true and Focus = 100 . Meanwhile, the Drake meme below tells the actual truth - rejecting the fantasy that coding = success and embracing the harsh reality that coding = false (aka "why is my code still broken at 3am?"). It's the perfect representation of what happens when expectation.js meets reality.exe and throws an uncaught exception: Error: Promised_Career_Not_Found .

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BEHOLD! The great programming popularity contest in its purest form! The "if-else" booth is SWARMED with desperate developers waiting in line like it's Black Friday for the last PS5, while the "switch case" booth sits there looking like the unpopular kid at prom who's been ghosted by their date. The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! The absolute TRAGEDY of it all! Switch case is literally RIGHT THERE offering better performance for multiple conditions, but nooooo, everyone's obsessed with their precious if-else statements like they're giving away free pizza. This is why we can't have nice code, people! 💅