Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

Someone out here really said "self-driving cars? Easy peasy!" and dropped the most catastrophically naive code snippet known to humanity. Just casually solving autonomous vehicle engineering with if(goingToHitStuff) { don't(); } like they just cracked the Da Vinci Code. Tesla engineers spending BILLIONS on neural networks, LiDAR systems, and complex decision trees while this genius over here is like "have you tried... just not hitting things?" Revolutionary. Groundbreaking. Nobel Prize incoming. This is the programming equivalent of telling someone with depression to "just be happy" – technically correct in theory, absolutely useless in practice. Because yeah, if only those silly engineers thought to add a don't() function! Problem solved, pack it up everyone, autonomous driving is DONE.

That moment when you innocently order Nan bread and trigger a programmer's existential crisis. In JavaScript and many other languages, NaN stands for "Not a Number" - it's literally impossible to serve. The waiter's face is the universal debug expression we all make when someone asks us to handle undefined behavior. Just another day of type errors spilling into the real world.

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The sacred rule of programming: when something works, leave it alone . But no, we just had to add that fancy animation and refactor that "ugly" but functional code. Now production's down, Slack is blowing up, and management wants to know why the site looks like it was hit by a digital tornado. Next time, maybe we'll remember that "working" trumps "pretty" every single time. The bike was fine until we decided it needed racing stripes and a bell.

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