Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

function Code review Facepalm Wasted time Self-rage Silly errors Uncalled functions

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Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

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Spent an hour furiously adding console logs, tweaking variables, and questioning your entire career choice only to realize you wrote a beautiful function that sits there... completely uncalled. It's like cooking a gourmet meal and forgetting to take it out of the oven. The self-inflicted rage is immeasurable—screaming at yourself while also being the person who needs the screaming. The duality of developer suffering in its purest form.

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