Experience Changes Everything... Except Java Date Problems

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Some things never change. Whether you're a fresh-faced CS student or a battle-scarred senior dev with enough experience to remember when IE6 was cutting edge, we're all still googling how to handle dates in Java. Ten years of experience just means you've had ten years of Java's DateTime API making you question your career choices. The relationship status? It's complicated... just like Java's date formatting.

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