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You know that feeling when you finally take a vacation and the universe decides it's the perfect time to test your team's ability to function without you? The timing is always impeccable—you're sipping hot chocolate, enjoying your Christmas break, and suddenly your phone explodes with Slack notifications about production being on fire.
The best part? You're sitting there with that innocent smile, knowing full well you deployed that questionable code right before leaving. "It worked fine in staging," you whisper to yourself while watching the chaos unfold from a safe distance. The real power move is having your Slack notifications muted and your work laptop conveniently "forgotten" at the office.
Murphy's Law of Software Development: The severity of production incidents is directly proportional to how far you are from your desk and how much you're enjoying yourself. Every. Single. Time.
