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Microsoft Is The Best
Microsoft AI Math Programming
3 days ago 224.4K views 0 shares
Microsoft Is The Best
Someone asked Bing if floating point numbers can be irrational, and Bing confidently responded with a giant "Yes" followed by an explanation that would make any computer science professor weep into their keyboard. Spoiler alert: floating point numbers are always rational by definition—they're literally fractions with finite binary representations. Irrational numbers like π or √2 can't be perfectly represented in floating point, which is why we get approximations. But Bing? Nah, Bing said "trust me bro" and cited Stack Exchange like that makes it gospel. The best part? It sourced Stack Exchange with a "+1" as if upvotes equal mathematical correctness. Peak search engine energy right here. Google might be turning into an ad-infested nightmare, but at least it hasn't started inventing new branches of mathematics... yet.

Microsoft In The 90s Vs Today
Microsoft AI Windows
7 days ago 210.1K views 0 shares
Microsoft In The 90s Vs Today
Remember when Microsoft was the unstoppable titan that had governments filing antitrust lawsuits because they were too dominant? Yeah, those were the days. Back in the 90s, they were flexing hard with Windows 95, crushing Netscape, and basically owning the entire desktop market like a monopolistic bodybuilder. Fast forward to today, and they've gone from "our OS will dominate the world" to desperately begging you to try their AI chatbot. "Please use Bing! We added ChatGPT! Look, Copilot can write your emails!" It's like watching a former heavyweight champion now selling protein shakes on Instagram. The transformation is wild—from antitrust villain to the company that's just happy you're using Edge (which is just Chrome with extra steps anyway). They went from "embrace, extend, extinguish" to "embrace open source and pray people notice us."

Like A Rash That Never Goes Away
Windows Webdev Microsoft
3 months ago 261.5K views 0 shares
Like A Rash That Never Goes Away
You throw Edge out the door, but somehow it reappears on your taskbar. You delete it from your PC, but it mysteriously returns after an update. The Windows search bar? Now powered by Bing whether you like it or not. Microsoft's desperate attempt to make Edge happen is like that clingy ex who keeps "accidentally" showing up wherever you go. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a browser so aggressively refuse to take a hint.

Where Are My Files? Windows Search Has No Idea
Windows Microsoft
5 months ago 333.4K views 0 shares
Where Are My Files? Windows Search Has No Idea
The Windows search bar has evolved from "finding your files" to "finding literally anything except your files." The meme brilliantly captures that moment when you're frantically searching for that report due in 5 minutes, but Windows is like "Did you mean to search THE ENTIRE INTERNET with Bing?" No, Windows, I meant to find that document I saved 30 seconds ago that has somehow entered the Bermuda Triangle of my file system. It's the digital equivalent of looking for your keys while someone suggests checking Mars instead of your pocket. The search functionality that can't search—a paradox worthy of a computer science dissertation.

Just Hard Reset It
Debugging Devops Hardware Microsoft Programming
5 months ago 267.2K views 0 shares
Just Hard Reset It
When you've exhausted all debugging options and Bing suggests the most elegant solution: physical violence. Nothing says "I've tried everything else" like taking a hammer labeled "HARD RESET" to your production server. The universal IT troubleshooting flowchart: 1) Try to fix it properly 2) Google solutions 3) Bing solutions 4) Destroy the hardware. Works 60% of the time, every time.

Just Hard Reset It
Debugging Devops Hardware Programming Testing
5 months ago 200.6K views 0 shares
Just Hard Reset It
Ask Bing how to fix a production bug and you get... a hammer labeled "HARD RESET." Because nothing says "sophisticated debugging" like physical violence against hardware! It's the digital equivalent of kicking the vending machine when your snack gets stuck. Sure, turning it off and on again works 60% of the time, every time—but that other 40%? Hope you've updated your resume. The true senior developer move is pretending the server crash was actually "scheduled maintenance."

Go Away Edge
Windows Webdev Microsoft
9 months ago 198.1K views 1 shares
Go Away Edge
The digital equivalent of an ambush. You're innocently typing away, make one tiny spelling mistake in the Windows search bar, and BAM—Microsoft Edge swoops in like that relative who shows up uninvited when they hear you're cooking dinner. It's Microsoft's desperate cry for attention: "Please use me instead of Chrome! I'm right here! LOOK AT ME!" Meanwhile, Tom's face perfectly captures that mix of horror and betrayal we all feel when our computer makes decisions without our consent. The real irony? You were probably trying to search "how to permanently disable Edge browser" when it happened.

The Evolution Of Windows Search: From Fetch To Forget
Windows Microsoft
10 months ago 213.5K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Windows Search: From Fetch To Forget
Remember when Windows Search actually found your files? The classic Windows XP/7 search was like that reliable old dog who'd fetch exactly what you asked for. "Here's your tax return from 2012, right where you left it!" Fast forward to Windows 10/11, and the search bar has the memory of a goldfish with amnesia. Type "budget spreadsheet" and it's like "Did you mean: let me Bing 'what is a spreadsheet' for you? Or perhaps open Edge? Or show you completely unrelated system settings?" Microsoft somehow took a perfectly functional tool and "upgraded" it into digital dementia. The true Windows evolution: from "fetch" to "what's a file?"