Another Year Not Understanding Zeros In JavaScript

When you need to make absolutely sure something is true, so you just... set it to true in both branches. The classic "I've covered all my bases" approach that covers absolutely nothing. Either the data exists and we're setting trueOrFalse to true, or it doesn't exist and we're setting trueOrFalse to true. Bulletproof logic right there. This is the programming equivalent of those "choose your own adventure" books where every path leads to the same ending. Just skip the if-else and assign it directly, my friend. Your code reviewer is going to have a field day with this one.

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You know you're in tech when the guy who built the foundation of modern computing gets the same respect as someone who made a library that's been stuck on version 0.1.3 for over two decades and somehow still runs half the internet. Jeeves Askins over here literally invented the theoretical framework everything is built on, while PissJar_Dev created a JavaScript library in 2002 that's held together with duct tape and prayers—yet both are equally revered. The kicker? PissJarLib probably has more daily users than people who understand Turing machines. And let's be real: Stack Overflow doesn't copy from Jeeves because you can't ctrl+c theoretical computer science papers. But that one-liner from PissJar_Dev's GitHub? That's getting copied into production code as we speak, no attribution, no shame. In any other field, this would be insane. But here? Just another Tuesday in software development where ancient code and ancient wisdom get equal billing.