Another Year Not Understanding Zeros In JavaScript

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Another Year Not Understanding Zeros In JavaScript

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Thinking about learning JavaScript: PANIK.

Seeing the $29.217 yearly salary: KALM.

Discovering that JavaScript thinks 0 > null is false, but 0 >= null is true: EXTREME PANIK.

JavaScript's type coercion is like that friend who makes up rules during board games. "No, see, zero is equal to null when it's convenient, but also completely different when it's not. Why? Because I said so."

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