Bugs And Taxes Are Certain

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Ah, the classic "let me fix this with multithreading" trap. Nothing says "I'm about to ruin my own day" quite like thinking threads will simplify your code. For the uninitiated: threading is like inviting 10 chefs to cook in your tiny kitchen simultaneously. Sure, in theory, dinner gets made faster. In practice, they're all fighting over the same knife, someone's pasta water is boiling over, and nobody remembers who put what in the oven. The punchline isn't even complete, and that's the genius part. We all know it ends with "...and now the problems are racing each other." Race conditions: the gift that keeps on giving errors that can't be reproduced in the debugger.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this diagram! It's literally showing a conference call speaker with mute buttons, but it's EXACTLY how we document our code! Turn everything on mute and then hang up when someone asks a question! 💀 We write the BARE MINIMUM comments, silence any explanations, and then completely DISAPPEAR when future developers need help understanding our cryptic masterpiece. And the worst part? We're all nodding in shameful recognition because we've done this exact thing!

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The sudden transformation from feral cave dweller to corporate documentation champion is truly a sight to behold. When no one's watching, we're all just throwing variables together like a toddler making soup. But the moment someone peers over our shoulder, suddenly we're writing comments that would make an academic thesis look underdeveloped. It's like how you instantly clean your room when guests announce they're coming over. Nothing motivates proper documentation like the fear of another human witnessing your coding barbarism. The psychological phenomenon of "perceived professional competence" in its natural habitat.

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