Bugs And Taxes Are Certain

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That moment of horrified recognition when you excavate ancient code from your digital crypt. "Who wrote this abomination? Oh wait... it was me." The psychological journey from confidence to shame happens in milliseconds as you stare at variable names like 'temp1', 'finalFinalVersion', and comments promising to "fix this later." Your past self has left landmines of technical debt that your present self must now defuse while questioning every life decision that led to this moment.

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Junior dev: "I'm a programmer" Senior dev: *starts explaining scalability issues* Junior dev: *visible confusion* Senior dev: "millions of requests per second" The exact moment when a junior realizes their cute little CRUD app with 5 users isn't quite the same as building systems that don't burst into flames under load. We've all been there—thinking we're hot stuff until someone mentions "eventual consistency" and our brains blue-screen.

The eternal cycle of software development immortalized in one perfect image. That // TODO: Fix later comment you casually dropped six months ago has officially joined the ranks of mythical creatures - right alongside consistent documentation and bug-free first deployments. The gravestone is brutally honest - "LATER" never actually arrives. Those temporary workarounds become permanent architectural decisions. That quick hack becomes a load-bearing comment. Your tech debt compounds faster than your student loans. Meanwhile, your codebase slowly transforms into an archaeological dig site where future developers will uncover your broken promises like ancient artifacts.