Bugs And Taxes Are Certain

The recruiter's slideshow vs your actual sprint planning meeting. Top image: "Look at our amazing collaborative environment and ping-pong tables!" Bottom image: "Day 3 of trying to fix that legacy codebase with zero documentation while the deadline approaches and management keeps adding features." Nothing prepares you for the moment you realize your shiny new job is actually just rowing in the galley of a sinking ship.

The most elegant way to commemorate a buffer overflow. Nothing says "I love you" like crashing production with a string that's too damn long for a 32-bit register. That cross-stitch belongs in every security team's office, right next to the framed CVEs they've patched. Bonus points if you've ever had to explain to management why their Valentine's Day promotion brought down the entire payment system.

Content The original it's a feature not a bug

The code comment redundancy epidemic has reached street signs! Just like that sign helpfully pointing out "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" under an actual stop sign, junior devs have a special talent for writing comments that state the painfully obvious: // This function adds two numbers function add(a, b) {   return a + b; // Returns the sum } Senior devs scrolling through that code base are experiencing physical pain right now. Remember folks: good comments explain why , not what . Unless you're documenting an API, in which case... carry on with your obvious statements!

Content doing frontend doing backend 0 MENU 1 - REPORTS 2 - CHARTS 3 - EXiT SELECT: .- ) 6 internal server error 500

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software: