Bugs And Taxes Are Certain

Content OMG HI! YOU'RE A VERIFIED BOT DEVELOPER?! COder vandaag om 15:18 Yes vandaag om 15:18 O: CAN YOU CODE MY BOT?! it keeps breaking for no reason COder vandaag om 15:19 Eh depends What keeps breaking? FastersT-vandaag om 15:19 every single command i don't know why though COder vandaag om 15:19 What's the error? Fogies Y vandaag om 15:19 there's no error it just keeps breaking and dosen't work COder vandaag om 15:20 What language are you using? Fonter T vandaag om 15:20 English of course COder vandaag om 15:21 ah right Maybe you should check for grammar mistakes vandaag om 15:21 Nope i'm a expert at grammar but it's ok if you don't know how to fix

Prison scene: two inmates chatting. The smaller one confesses, "I wrote a regex without Googling." The muscular inmate's reaction? Pure shock: "DUDE. WTF?!" Writing regex from memory is basically the developer equivalent of claiming you can disarm a nuclear bomb blindfolded. Even senior devs with 20 years of experience still copy-paste that email validation pattern. The confidence required to manually craft those cryptic `/^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$/` monstrosities without Stack Overflow backup? Absolutely terrifying.

Tell someone you want to be a doctor, and they'll throw you a party. Tell them you want to be a programmer, and they'll start planning your funeral. The coding life comes with its own special blend of caffeine addiction, existential Stack Overflow searches at 2AM, and the crushing realization that your entire career will be spent fixing problems that wouldn't exist without programmers in the first place. But hey, at least we get to wear the same hoodie five days in a row without judgment!

Content First coding class of CS Prof: Warning are as important as errors Me:

Content You make software for doctors You get sick You remember you made their software You remember you made their software Kalm Panik Kalm Panik

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of the developer relationship! Young, beautiful Rose from Titanic being told "just one more bug to fix" before her date, only to transform into elderly Rose STILL WAITING for that same developer to finish debugging! 💀 The eternal lie every programmer tells themselves and their loved ones! "Just one more bug" is literally the biggest relationship-destroying phrase in tech history. That single bug multiplies into 57 bugs, 3 system crashes, and a complete architecture redesign at 3 AM! Meanwhile, your significant other ages DECADES waiting for you to close your laptop and actually show up to dinner. The only thing more infinite than a recursive function with no base case is the time it takes to fix "just one more bug"!