The counter of "Days Without Bugs To Fix" permanently stuck at zero is the most honest piece of documentation in any codebase. It's like having a "Days Since Last Workplace Accident" sign at a demolition derby. The eternal zero isn't pessimism—it's just acknowledging that squashing one bug is simply an invitation for three more to attend its funeral. The only thing that resets faster than this counter is a developer's will to live during a production hotfix.
Bugs And Taxes Are Certain
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