Server issues Memes

When you've exhausted all debugging options and Bing suggests the most elegant solution: physical violence. Nothing says "I've tried everything else" like taking a hammer labeled "HARD RESET" to your production server. The universal IT troubleshooting flowchart: 1) Try to fix it properly 2) Google solutions 3) Bing solutions 4) Destroy the hardware. Works 60% of the time, every time.