It's Honest Work If You're Honestly Wired

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Debugging Javascript Programming Frontend Webdev

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It's Honest Work If You're Honestly Wired

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The absolute state of modern debugging: pumping your body with enough stimulants to power a small city, just to stare blankly at console.log('test') for half a workday. The face says it all—that thousand-yard stare of a developer who's transcended normal human consciousness and entered the mythical "debugging trance." The irony? After all that chemical enhancement, the bug was probably just a typo in an entirely different file. Worth it.

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The Unreproducible Bug Paradox

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