It's Honest Work If You're Honestly Wired

Ah, the infamous "Elon Sort" – the perfect algorithm if you hate both your data and your users. It's basically what happens when Silicon Valley hubris meets computer science. Fire half your array elements, realize you need them, bring them back in a completely random order, repeat this chaotic process an arbitrary number of times, then just lie about the results. Reminds me of every startup I've consulted for that claimed their ML algorithm was "revolutionary" when it was really just a glorified random number generator with a press release.

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The classic gossip-turned-debugging scenario! Girl 1 whispers "I heard he doesn't print " with shock, only for Girl 2 to gasp "He does import logging "! It's that moment when you realize your colleague isn't a barbaric caveperson using print() statements to debug their code, but actually a sophisticated developer using proper logging practices. The programming equivalent of discovering someone uses a fork instead of eating spaghetti with their hands.

Whether your spaghetti code was crafted by human hands or generated by the latest AI model, it all leads to the same destination: Terrible Code Highway . The cow staring at both paths represents that poor junior dev who has to maintain the codebase, blissfully unaware that no matter which path they choose, they'll still be debugging someone else's mess until 2AM. The real engineering skill is pretending you have a choice in the matter.

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