Vibe Coding Is A Facade

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Vibe Coding Is A Facade

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That Instagram vs Reality moment in software development. Left side: The "vibe coders" pointing guns at their own feet with their "I know enough to be dangerous" attitude. Right side: Actual coders aiming with precision after years of debugging catastrophes caused by the first group. Nothing says "experienced developer" like knowing exactly where to point blame when the production server catches fire at 2AM.

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