Vibe Coding Is A Facade

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Ah, the classic "who wrote this abomination" moment. That feeling when you return to your own code after a brief hiatus and suddenly it looks like ancient Egyptian artifacts on your screen. Your past self apparently thought, "Documentation? Comments? Nah, future me will totally remember what this spaghetti monster does!" Spoiler alert: you don't. Now you're sitting there, coffee in hand, questioning your career choices while trying to decipher whether that function was brilliant or just sleep-deprived madness. The archaeological dig through your own creation begins...

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OMG, this is the MOST DRAMATIC poem of programmer persecution complex I've ever seen! 😭 It's a parody of the famous "First they came..." Holocaust poem but about PUNCTUATION and CODING, which is just SO EXTRA I can't even! The meme tragically chronicles the downfall of civilization through typography—first the em dashes (—) disappear, then the artists, then writers, until finally... THE PROGRAMMERS! And by then there's no one left to create a Stack Overflow thread about it! The absolute TRAGEDY of it all! *faints dramatically onto keyboard*

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Content ebd2 commented yesterday solvaholic: Sorry I missed your comment of many months ago. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood. The hours are long, the pay sucks, and there's always the opportunity to remove my finger with a table saw, but nobody asks me if I can add an RSS feed to a DBMS, so there's that :)