Undocumented code Memes

Every codebase has that one bizarre, undocumented function written by a developer who left 5 years ago. Nobody understands how it works, but removing it crashes the entire system. The gnome is that random 20-line function with cryptic variable names that somehow prevents your production server from bursting into flames. You've tried refactoring it twice, but each attempt ended with emergency rollbacks at 2AM while your boss questions your life choices.

The eternal programmer's paradox! Someone gives you sage advice about valuing your skills, and your brain immediately goes: "But what about my undocumented spaghetti code that I wrote at 3 AM while chugging energy drinks? Surely that masterpiece is worth exactly $5." The cognitive dissonance of knowing we should charge properly for our expertise while simultaneously feeling like imposters selling digital duct tape solutions is the most relatable programmer experience ever. We're all out here building the digital future with code we're secretly embarrassed about!