Growing Up Is Realising Tony Was A Vibe Coder

Developer life Disillusionment Iron man Tony stark Programming fantasy Holographic coding

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Growing Up Is Realising Tony Was A Vibe Coder

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Remember when you thought coding was going to be like Tony Stark—holographic interfaces, AI assistants, and solving world problems with a few elegant keystrokes? Then reality hit: you're just staring at a terminal for 8 hours trying to figure out why your code works on localhost but crashes in production. The vibe coder fantasy dies hard when you realize most of your superhero moments involve Googling the same error message for the fifth time this week.

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