Growing Up Is Realising Tony Was A Vibe Coder

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Content Compiler: throws errors Me: retry to compile anyway Compiler: Wanna see me do it again?

Content Nooooooo! thread safety and type safety are key to clean programs with predicable behavior and shared state inhibits TDD which is crucial to tackle our projects future problems !!!! know I'll use a global variable 34 34 I know I'll use a global variable 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Content HEAR MY VOICE. I'M YOUR PROGRAMMER CONSCIENCE GET BACK TO WORK. YOU IDIOT! DEADLINE IS TOMORROW! THIS CODE IS A PIECE OF SH.T! YOU MUST DELETE IT! DELETE IT!

Ah, the rare medical condition known as "Machine Learning Engineer Syndrome." The brain scan shows a human surviving with 90% of their brain replaced by AI, which explains why they can function normally despite writing 200 lines of code to print "Hello World" and claiming "the algorithm did it." This is basically every AI engineer who spends 8 hours prompting ChatGPT instead of learning how to code. The remaining 10% of brain matter is reserved exclusively for explaining why their neural network needs more compute time and arguing that "it's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature."

Content WHEN FRONT END WAS CREATED FASTER.