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Oh, the AUDACITY of game developers who actually respect their players' ability to, you know, play the game they purchased without needing a constant internet connection! Imagine being so revolutionary that you let people enjoy single-player content on a plane, in a basement, or during an internet outage. What absolute legends! Meanwhile, the rest of the gaming industry is out here requiring always-online DRM for single-player games like they're guarding nuclear launch codes. Nothing screams "player-first experience" quite like being unable to play your story-driven RPG because your WiFi hiccupped for 2 seconds. But sure, tell me again how this is about "preventing piracy" and not about forcing everyone onto your ecosystem. Those rare devs who build proper offline modes? They're basically unicorns at this point. Respect the grind. 🎮

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