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5 months ago 460,462 views 0 shares

Career Day

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Nothing says "choose a different career path" quite like a kid visiting your workplace and watching you copy-paste from Stack Overflow for eight hours straight. The kid went in thinking programmers were basically hackers from the movies. Left realizing it's mostly staring at screens, attending meetings about meetings, and debugging code that worked perfectly yesterday. Career counseling through exposure therapy. Most effective deterrent since DARE.

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