Gotta Fix That Bug Right Now

Content My compiler: Error at line 308 Me: what? But my code is of 40 lines, how is this possible? Compiler:

Content Katerina Borodina kathyra 15h 'I'm a programmer" - boring - nerdy - people will ask you for tech help " am one with the machines, intrinsic in silicon, entwined with physics" - powerful - people will think you're weird and will leave you alone. success! now you can get back to debugging 45 17 916 3,586

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of being a junior developer! 😭 Here we have the most PERFECT representation of tech hierarchy ever created! The massive locomotive labeled "Project" is being pulled by a tiny toy train labeled "Junior Developer" while the Project Manager and Senior Developer just... STAND THERE... watching the poor junior do ALL THE WORK! The junior is literally CARRYING THE ENTIRE PROJECT on their inexperienced shoulders while the higher-ups supervise from a safe distance! The audacity! The drama! This is basically every junior's first six months in tech - doing the impossible while everyone else "provides guidance." And by guidance, I mean watching you struggle while occasionally shouting "you're doing great!" 🙄

Content Raphael Ernani Rodrigues 6h Reproducing the bug in my local environment

The sweet release of a RAM-induced system crash – nature's way of telling you to take a break. Nothing says "professional developer" like treating your browser like a deranged filing cabinet. Why organize bookmarks when you can just sacrifice 16GB of RAM to the Chrome gods? That satisfying moment when your fans start screaming like they're auditioning for a jet engine and Task Manager becomes completely unresponsive... pure bliss. It's not a memory leak, it's a "forced productivity reset technique."

Content Lol the Twitter webapp is trying to load something from its internal graphql API and getting a 429 Too Many Requests response. Twitter's Javascript ignores the error and tries again, hundreds of times a second. Twitter is DDOSing itself. 17:44 - 1723 des de Earth 54,3k visualitzacions 233 retuits 38 cites 821 agradaments 26 preferits 17