Gotta Fix That Bug Right Now

Content You can't keep doing the same thing and expect different results LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO imglip.com DEBUGGING

Content CATALIN PIT A catalinmpit Tech interview: - Dynamic Programming - Dijkstra Algorithm - Linked Lists, Stacks, Queues, Binary Trees - 10 hard LeetCode questions Day-to-day job: - Fix typo in README - Center the form -Fix the Twitter icon link - Add secretkey

When your boss says they hired a "technical expert" to fix your slow computer. Sure enough, here's the "RAM upgrade" in progress – a cat literally trying to get inside the PC case. Bet they're charging you $200/hour for this "specialized service." Next up: the cat will chase the mouse cursor and call it "pointer optimization."

The raccoon in a trench coat perfectly captures that moment when your startup can't afford a proper dev team, so you're frantically switching between frontend, backend, DevOps, and UI/UX roles while pretending to investors you have an actual engineering department. Let's be honest—we've all been that raccoon, frantically cobbling together Stack Overflow answers at 3AM while wearing different hats and hoping nobody notices we're just one sleep-deprived developer running on caffeine and desperation. The trench coat isn't fooling anyone, but neither is your "we'll scale that feature in the next sprint" promise.

Content "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan

Oh, the ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of programming languages! 💀 C makes you hate Object-Oriented Programming because WHO NEEDS ORGANIZATION when you can have pure CHAOS?! Python's performance is slower than my grandmother's dial-up internet! Java's memory management is like having a roommate who keeps buying furniture but NEVER THROWS ANYTHING AWAY! C++ will literally SHOOT YOUR LEG OFF with pointer errors and memory leaks! And CSS? Can't even finish the word "CONSISTENCY" because IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! The audacity of these languages to make us suffer while we pretend to be professional developers! 😭