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Gotta Fix That Bug Right Now

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Behold, the ONLY thing that can wake a programmer from the deepest slumber! 😱 Earthquakes? Sleep right through them. Thunderstorms? Practically lullabies. ALIEN INVASION?! Just five more minutes, please. But the MILLISECOND your brain decides to remember how to fix that cursed bug on line 56 that's been haunting you for THREE DAYS? BOOM! Wide awake at 3:47 AM with the solution burning in your brain like a supernova! The audacity of our own minds to interrupt perfectly good sleep for CODE FIXES is the true definition of programmer trauma. And we wonder why we're all caffeine-dependent disasters! 💀

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