Eureka moment Memes

The four stages of debugging grief: denial, anger, bargaining, and finally... enlightenment. You spend hours staring at your code, repeatedly asking "Why?" with increasing desperation until you finally paste it into Stack Overflow. Then— magically —the solution becomes blindingly obvious the exact moment someone else looks at it. Your brain suddenly decides to function properly, making you feel like the world's most competent idiot. It's like your code is deliberately gaslighting you until it has an audience.

The universe has a sick sense of humor. You stare at your code for 8 hours straight? Nothing. One lightbulb. But the second you step away to stuff your face, take a shower, or sit on the porcelain throne? BAM! Suddenly your brain floods with brilliant solutions! It's like your subconscious is holding your debugging skills hostage until you're in the most inconvenient situation possible. And of course, the bathroom is where true genius strikes – probably because it's the only place where no one expects you to immediately jump back to your keyboard. Next sprint planning I'm just going to schedule "tactical bathroom breaks" instead of debugging sessions. Much more efficient.

The four stages of debugging: contemplation, deeper contemplation, sudden epiphany, and immediate bathroom sprint. Because let's face it—the best debugging solutions always come when you're physically unable to implement them. It's like the universe's cruel joke that your brain waits until your butt hits the toilet seat to finally connect those neural pathways. Ten years into this profession and I'm convinced my best code is written in my head while staring at bathroom tiles. Should probably install a waterproof keyboard in there at this point.