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Content Time spent on Java development lava 17 5 10 10 10 Reading long errors Messing with Maven Thinking OOP Depency inyection Spring JPA Actually coding 60

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of object-oriented programming! The meme shows a person asking "Why is it when something happens, it's always you three?" with the culprits being OBJ (objects), ? (undefined/null values), and Å (arrays)! These three VILLAINS are responsible for 99.9% of all developer mental breakdowns! You're just trying to write some innocent code when SUDDENLY these three MONSTERS conspire to create the most CRYPTIC error messages known to mankind! "Cannot read property of undefined" - WELL EXCUSE ME for not being psychic! The unholy trinity of debugging nightmares that make developers question their career choices at 2 PM on a TUESDAY! 💀

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Content In C we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std::vectorblock,std:allocatorTy :pushback(const block )': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std::Vectoriteratorstd::Vectorv alstd::Simpletypesblock' to 'block and i think that's beautiful

The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things that work. Instead of using parseInt() or Number() like a civilized developer, this mad genius is just removing the quotation marks with replaceAll() to convert a string to a number. It's the coding equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a lightbulb - horrifying yet somehow it works. The face on the left is every senior dev witnessing this crime against programming humanity, while the face on the right is the junior who's just proud they "solved" the problem without reading the docs.

Content Compiler: Code compiled with O errors and 872 warnings Developers: Damn... I kinda don't care made with mematic ProdrammerHumor. to