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The AUDACITY of John! 😱 Faced with the CRUSHING WEIGHT of 3 bugs, 2 features, and a meeting, our hero makes the most REVOLUTIONARY decision in software engineering history... he just goes to sleep! 💤 This is basically the programmer's equivalent of looking at a burning building and deciding to take a nap. Pure. GENIUS. While the rest of us are mainlining caffeine and having existential crises over semicolons, John has transcended the mortal plane of developer anxiety. We should all aspire to this level of emotional detachment from our Jira tickets!

Formal Frog here delivering groundbreaking news! In an era where everyone's frantically asking ChatGPT to solve their coding problems, this distinguished amphibian took the revolutionary step of... actually visiting StackOverflow. *gasp* It's like finding a developer who reads documentation before asking questions—practically extinct in the wild! The aristocratic frog represents that rare specimen who still honors the ancient traditions of copy-pasting from StackOverflow instead of having AI generate potentially hallucinated solutions.

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When your code is stuck in a ditch, salvation comes in mysterious forms. There's you, desperately pushing with all your might. There's StackOverflow, the trusty companion doing most of the heavy lifting. Then there's "Random Blog from 2007" written by some hero who encountered your exact obscure error and documented it on a GeoCities page with Comic Sans and animated fire GIFs. And finally, there's "God himself" – that senior dev who glances at your screen for 3 seconds and immediately spots the missing semicolon you've been hunting for 6 hours. The hierarchy of debugging help in its natural habitat!

Ah yes, the classic interview fairy tale where bosses claim "we don't have technical debt" with a straight face. That's like saying "our codebase is flawless" or "all our documentation is up-to-date." The detective's doubt button might as well be a nuclear launch button at this point. Every company has technical debt lurking in the shadows. It's either hiding in that legacy system nobody wants to touch, or in that "temporary fix" from 2015 that somehow became permanent. The only question is whether they're honest enough to admit it or if you'll discover it on day three when they ask you to "just make a small change" to the monolithic spaghetti monster powering their entire operation.