Fail First Then Ask

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Fail First Then Ask

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Why would you ask a fellow developer for help when you could spend an ENTIRE WORK WEEK going down a rabbit hole that leads absolutely nowhere? The sheer audacity of asking for help immediately is just too efficient and reasonable! Instead, let's waste five glorious days implementing something completely wrong, refactoring it three times, questioning our career choices, and THEN reluctantly ping someone who solves it in 30 seconds with "oh yeah, you just need to flip that flag." Peak developer energy right here – we'd rather suffer in silence than admit we don't know something upfront. Because nothing says "professional growth" quite like stubbornly marching in the wrong direction until you've burned through a sprint's worth of time! 🔥

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