Still Dont Like Matlab Tho

Content The first rule of coding: All user input is evil. It's true. all of it

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Content When you just wrote the exact same code as the guy doing the tutorial but it doesn't work I have a question... For God. WHY??

The expectation vs. reality of online programming courses hits harder than a production bug on Friday afternoon. Top panel: "What they promise" - a perfect object detection model identifying everything with impressive confidence scores. "Yes, after this course you'll build YOLO models that can detect a mosquito from space!" Bottom panel: "What you actually learn" - a basic linear regression with scattered data points that barely fit the line. "Congratulations, you can now predict housing prices with 60% accuracy and call yourself a 'data scientist' on LinkedIn!" The brutal truth is most courses promise you'll become the next AI genius, but you'll end up struggling to remember which way the x and y axes go. And somehow they'll still charge you $499 for the privilege.

You know that feeling when you're staring at your codebase trying to make sense of what past-you was thinking? That's the inflatable tube man energy right there. Just flailing around desperately hoping something will click. Then you look at the actual dependency graph of your project and it's this beautiful nightmare of spaghetti connections that would make a bowl of ramen jealous. Every service talks to every other service, circular dependencies everywhere, and you're just there begging the universe for a breakthrough moment. Spoiler alert: it never comes. You just add another line to the chaos and call it a day.

Game devs staring longingly at the corporate jets flying by while their equally skilled counterparts cash six-figure checks. Nothing says "passion for the craft" like trading a decent salary for the privilege of implementing 37 different ragdoll physics systems that players will barely notice. But hey, at least you get to put "Created virtual horse testicles that shrink in cold weather" on your resume.