Circular logic Memes

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Peak Code Reuse

Peak Code Reuse
Ah, the infinite loop of laziness masquerading as efficiency. Two functions locked in an eternal codependency, each refusing to do its own work. isEven() just passes the buck to isOdd() with a +1 twist, while isOdd() returns the favor by calling isEven() with the same trick. Neither function actually checks anything โ€“ they just play hot potato until the stack overflows and the whole program collapses like my will to review pull requests on Friday afternoons.

Thanks For The Insight

Thanks For The Insight
Breaking news: Water is wet! That groundbreaking research revealing 84% of software developers use AI for... *checks notes*... software development. Next up: shocking study finds that 99% of chefs use kitchens to cook food. The circular logic is so perfect you could use it as a replacement for ฯ€ in your calculations. This is the kind of "insight" that justifies someone's entire market research budget while telling us absolutely nothing we didn't already know.

Error Caused By Error

Error Caused By Error
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this error message! ๐Ÿ’… "Your pictures can't be printed because this error occurred: An internal error occurred." SERIOUSLY?! That's like saying "You can't eat dinner because you're hungry!" The computer is basically telling you "Something broke because something broke" and then having the NERVE to add an "OK" button like you're supposed to just accept this toxic relationship. This is the digital equivalent of your ex texting "we need to talk" and then ghosting you for three weeks. I can't even! ๐Ÿ™„