Do We Not Fix Bugs On Time

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Do We Not Fix Bugs On Time

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The rarest creature in software development: a programmer who actually fixes bugs within the timeframe they promised. Sure, they'll confidently declare "I'll fix it in an hour" with the same conviction as someone who says "just one more episode before bed." Two hours later, they're down a rabbit hole of Stack Overflow tabs, questioning their career choices and the fundamental laws of computer science. The real joke is that we keep believing them every single time.

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