Do We Not Fix Bugs On Time

That initial dopamine hit when you write fresh code is pure bliss. You're a coding god, solving problems with elegant solutions. Then comes debugging—suddenly you're a haggard shell of your former self, questioning every life decision that led to this moment. Four hours into hunting a missing semicolon, and your soul has officially left the chat. The duality of dev life in one perfect image.

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers creating fake test data that's so outrageously unrealistic! 🙄 You know you've reached peak developer desperation when you're creating fictional 150-year-old users just to avoid those pesky validation errors! Heaven forbid we use NORMAL birth dates like June 1, 1970! No no no, we need someone born during the CIVIL WAR because that's TOTALLY inconspicuous in our database! The silent agreement among developers to create these ancient test users is the industry's darkest secret. It's like we're all running underground retirement homes for digital vampires born in 1873. DRAMATIC GASP!

The beautiful chaos of a company with zero oversight! A senior dev asks a junior if they have any idea what they just deployed to production, and the junior responds with a cheerful "No." The senior's silent, increasingly concerned face in the last two panels says everything. This is basically the software equivalent of letting a toddler play with matches near a gas station. No code reviews, no deployment protocols, just vibes and prayers keeping the servers running. The company probably finds out about bugs when customers call screaming.

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Game developers know the pain. You spend hours optimizing your code, squeezing every last frame out of your game, when suddenly your own "brilliant" feature idea comes along and murders your performance in cold blood. Then you have the audacity to blame the engine! Classic developer self-sabotage at its finest. Unity gets a bad rap, but let's be honest—we're the ones adding particle systems that spawn 10,000 objects with real-time shadows while wondering why our game runs at 3 FPS. The duality of game dev: creating the problem, then being shocked when it exists.