The Strategic Developer Exit Strategy

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The evolution of our code is like Noah's bizarre coding ark. At the top, we've got the majestic StackOverflow elephant carrying us through deadlines, the documentation rabbit that nobody reads, GitHub's bear-minimum code contributions, the professor's penguin-perfect examples that never work in real life, your friend's crocodile code (dangerous but sometimes useful), and your actual code... just lying there, barely alive. Then suddenly—a miracle! That unholy chimera of copy-pasted snippets, caffeine-fueled 3AM hacks, and pure desperation somehow WORKS. The client stares at your Frankenstein's monster of code with the same bewilderment you have. Nobody knows how or why it runs, but it does, and we're all too afraid to refactor it.

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