Knowing What To Copy Is The Real Tech Skill

Content the ONION LATEST POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT ONION GAMERS NEWS StackOverflow commenter cannot believe you would bother him with such a pathetic question 20413 3:45pm SEE MORE: NEWS v SAN FRANCISCO, CA- Taking time out of his busy day of browsing Hacker News and closing GitHub issues, senior software developer Jeff Corbett replied to your StackOverflow question this afternoon, to let you know that your question is a waste of his time. "This is answered in the spec, I suggest you read it", he wrote, without explaining to which spec he was referring, or what it said. At press time, Corbett had reportedly closed the issue as a duplicate, without linking to any related posts that might have helped answer the original question.

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The universal IT troubleshooting flowchart that nobody admits to following! The massive blue section representing "restart whatever isn't working" is painfully accurate—it's basically the digital equivalent of "turn it off and on again" solving 90% of problems. The "quick Google search" slice is that desperate moment when Stack Overflow becomes your actual supervisor. And then there's the magical "IT placebo effect" where systems mysteriously start working properly the second you walk into the room. The computer literally goes: "Oh no, a professional is here, better start behaving!" No advanced degrees required—just the supernatural ability to make technology fear your presence.

Nothing triggers impostor syndrome quite like scrolling through GitHub and finding Luigi here with dual CS degrees from an Ivy League school, 3500 followers, and probably a contribution graph that looks like a Manhattan skyline. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to center a div and your most impressive achievement is fixing a bug by restarting your computer. The cherry on top? He's probably 22 and already has FAANG offers while you're surviving on Stack Overflow copypasta and praying nobody reviews your code too carefully. But hey, at least you know how to exit Vim... sometimes.

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