Suspicious Indentation Among Us

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Content Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane 4 195 3 Share Award BEST COMMENTS That's what Javascript is like Reply ProdrammerHumor.io

Content HER: I bet he's thinking about his ex. HIM: Equals-equals equals equals, therefor equals does not equal equals-equals, except in JavaScript where equals-equals-equals really equals equals while equals-equals kinda equals equals, which means equals-equals doesn't truely equal equals-equals-equals...

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The duality of programmer tribalism in its natural habitat! Notice how devs will respectfully kneel in solidarity when someone trashes a language they don't care about. "Oh no! Anyway..." But criticize their precious language? Suddenly they're storming the Capitol of your Twitter thread with tactical keyboards and compiled arguments. "HOW DARE YOU SAY PYTHON IS SLOW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BUILT AN ENTIRE MICROSERVICE THAT RUNS IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES!" The language wars continue, and the only casualties are rational discussions and Stack Overflow comment sections.