When Debugging Java Becomes A Cry For Help

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When Debugging Java Becomes A Cry For Help

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When your Java debugging session turns into an existential crisis... Google's algorithm saw "how to tell if you are running JDK or JRE" and immediately offered suicide prevention resources. Because let's face it, nothing makes you question your life choices quite like trying to figure out which Java runtime environment you're using. The Stack Overflow answer is right there, but Google's like "You okay, buddy? Need to talk about those Java version checks?" Pure algorithmic empathy at its finest!

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