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The circle of developer suffering in its natural habitat! A senior dev who wrote incomprehensible code 15 years ago is now expected to implement shiny new business requirements using that same cryptic mess they created. Karma really is that colleague who remembers every bad decision you've ever made. Nothing quite like the horror of realizing that indecipherable spaghetti code with zero comments was actually written by... past you. The technical debt collector has arrived, and he's charging interest!

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The utopian future we could've had if SQL didn't punish us for that innocent trailing comma. Nothing says "welcome to database hell" like spending 20 minutes debugging a query only to find you left a comma after the last column in your SELECT statement. Meanwhile, every modern language lets you add trailing commas in arrays/objects because they're not sadistic. The irony? SQL was supposed to be "human-readable" but decided syntax errors were more fun than technological advancement. No wonder our flying cars got delayed.

Ah, the sweet fantasy of unemployment by perfection. The meme shows someone peacefully sleeping in a field with the caption "me if bugs didn't exist" - which is basically the developer equivalent of winning the lottery. Let's be honest, 90% of our job is fixing things that shouldn't be broken in the first place. The other 10% is creating new bugs for our future selves to fix. It's the circle of dev life. Without bugs, we'd all be sleeping peacefully in fields instead of chugging coffee at 11pm while googling cryptic error messages that have exactly one result on StackOverflow... from 2011... with no answers.

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