Compiler Be Like I'm Gonna Make Your Life Miserable

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Content When you are leaving the company and no more need to worry about that unfixed bug in production Finally, inner peace.

Content 3 rules: - no wishing for death - no falling in love - no bring back dead people I wish I would never introduce bugs in my code again There are 4 rules

Programmers solve problems with pure logic: subtract your age difference (2) from your current age (44) and boom—sister is 42. Clean, efficient, and completely wrong. Meanwhile, testers exist to find every possible edge case that could break your solution. What if she died? What if she's traveling near light speed? What if your mother had an affair and she's not even your sister? This is why your QA team keeps rejecting your "perfectly working code." They're not being difficult—they're just doing what Harvard students apparently do best: overthinking simple math problems until they become existential crises.

Oh look, it's the increment operator hierarchy in its natural habitat. While you're over there manually adding 2 to your variable like some kind of cave person ( i=i+2 ), I'm elegantly pre-incrementing and post-incrementing in a single expression ( ++i++ ). Sure, it's undefined behavior that will make senior devs cry blood and crash in production, but hey—my code is three characters shorter! Nothing says "technical superiority" like writing code that requires a compiler exorcism.