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The foundation is literally underwater but the product manager still wants two more cars in the garage! Classic software development life cycle where the bug backlog is a rising flood and everyone's pretending it's fine. That one developer standing in the driveway is definitely thinking "I told them we needed proper error handling before implementing the OAuth integration." Meanwhile, the team is about to demo the shiny new features to stakeholders while praying nobody clicks that one button that makes everything crash.

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The first panel shows the face of resignation we all wear when starting yet another YouTube coding tutorial. You're already mentally preparing for the inevitable "but it works on my machine" moment when your code crashes spectacularly. Then comes the second panel – that moment of pure shock when the code actually runs . No dependency hell. No version mismatches. No mysterious errors from packages that were updated yesterday. Just... working code? It's like finding a unicorn in your backyard. The shock isn't from failure – it's from success against all statistical probability. Your brain simply doesn't know how to process this violation of the universal constants.