Compiler Be Like I'm Gonna Make Your Life Miserable

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Compiler Be Like I'm Gonna Make Your Life Miserable

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When the compiler says "Error on line 265" but line 265 is just a harmless curly brace. Meanwhile, the actual crime scene is 30 lines away where you forgot a semicolon or typed a single quote instead of a double. The face journey from confidence to existential despair is just *chef's kiss*. Debugging: where you spend 3 hours hunting down an error only to find out it's something so trivial you question your entire career choice.

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