Save Work Then Girl

The eternal programmer's dilemma: romance vs. remembering to hit Ctrl+S. This poor soul is about to experience the special kind of heartbreak that comes from losing hours of work because they were distracted by... other priorities. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing you're about to lose that algorithm you spent all day perfecting. Priorities, people! The code was there first!

This is why the most passionate relationship most developers have is with their auto-save feature. Trust me, no amount of flirting is worth the existential crisis of seeing your unsaved work vanish into the digital void.