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The eternal battle of Python dependency management summed up in one religious allegory. The devil tempts you with the convenience of globally installed packages - just one "pip install" away from corrupting your entire system. Meanwhile, Python Jesus advocates for the righteous path of virtual environments, keeping your dependencies organized and your soul clean. 105,889 globally installed packages is basically a deal with the devil that future you will have to exorcise during your next migration. The path to salvation is just a "python -m venv" away.

The universal IT support flowchart, as passed down from father to son. Nothing quite like frantically following an ancient Reddit thread at 3 AM where some hero named xX_CodeWizard_69_Xx solved your exact obscure error message in 2015. And somehow that random solution works better than anything in the official documentation. The real tech support was the strangers we met along the way.

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The tech community's version of natural selection: watching newbies confidently throw around terms like "bricked" without realizing they're essentially announcing "I permanently destroyed my device" rather than "it's temporarily not working." Nothing quite like the silent judgment of seasoned engineers watching someone declare they've "bricked" their laptop because the battery died.

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Evolution of excuses. Left panel: Developer proudly proclaims "It works on my machine!" while the ops guy silently contemplates career choices. Right panel: Same developer, now with DevOps skills and a suspicious sunburn, declares "It works on my container!" The ops guy's expression remains unchanged – he knows containerized garbage is still garbage, just more portable. We've successfully moved the problem from one isolated environment to another, slightly fancier isolated environment. Progress!