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Remember the good old days when words just meant... words? Now every innocent term has been weaponized by the tech industry. Pipeline? That's CI/CD automation. Cloud? AWS will charge you $47,000 for it. Jeera (cumin)? Nope, that's your project management nightmare. Container? Docker says hello. Postman? Not delivering mail, but delivering API requests that somehow still fail. The tech world has colonized the English language so thoroughly that you can't have a normal conversation anymore without someone thinking you're talking about infrastructure. Try explaining to your grandma that you're "deploying containers to the cloud via a pipeline" and watch her wonder if you've joined a cult. Leonardo DiCaprio's contemplative stare says it all—we've lost our linguistic innocence, and there's no going back.

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