Future Refactoring: The Interrogation Room Where Dreams Go To Die

Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Clean code Developer excuses Procrastination Time management Broken promises Software maintenance

Programming Debugging Testing Agile

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Future Refactoring: The Interrogation Room Where Dreams Go To Die

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Oh sweetie, that mythical "future refactoring" is sitting right there with unicorns and work-life balance! The meme shows an interrogation room where the detective is basically asking the suspect if this magical concept of "future refactoring" is present—spoiler alert: IT'S NOT! It's the ULTIMATE developer fantasy, right up there with "documentation that's actually up-to-date" and "meetings that could've been emails." We keep pushing it off like that diet we're totally starting next Monday. Meanwhile, our code base is over there screaming in technical debt while we whisper sweet nothings about how we'll fix it "when we have time." HONEY, THAT TIME IS NEVER COMING!

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