The Observer Effect

Backend developers living the dream with their dual-monitor setup... where both screens face the wall. Who needs to see users or design mockups when you can stare at a blank wall and pure terminal output all day? The perfect metaphor for backend work—just like our code, our screens remain invisible to the end user. Bonus points for the hoodie uniform—because nothing says "I handle your data but don't want to be perceived" quite like it.

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The SHEER AUDACITY of those forkers! You spend HOURS tracking down a hideous bug in a repository, dragging your soul through the mud of someone else's code, only to discover that FIFTY-SEVEN people forked the project and NOT A SINGLE ONE bothered to fix it! They just... synchronized with the original like mindless drones! What's the point of open source if everyone's just going to copy-paste the same broken garbage?! The collective disappointment is CRUSHING. It's like opening the fridge fifty times hoping food will magically appear, but it's STILL EMPTY EVERY TIME! 😭

Content Come on developer. say it again it's almost done "It will be in production in 2 days

Look at that broken plastic piece being repurposed as a hook. That's basically the coding equivalent of: "Hey, that null pointer exception is actually super useful for detecting when the user does something stupid!" Every senior dev has that moment where they stare at their janky workaround and think, "Ship it. It's not a bug anymore—it's an undocumented feature with character." Bonus points if you add a cryptic comment like // Don't touch this. It works. I don't know why.

Content help the world agree taster, after all - and we're going to need a lot of help doing it. As we put up more and more roles in future, the chances increase exponentially that one will be a better fit for you. Keep an eye on our careers page or follow us on Linkedln as we are adding new roles frequently! Until then, keep trying and keep applying. No one remembers the rejections; it only takes one 'yes' to change it all. But don't just take it from us. Take it from this lot... ( Steven Spielberg was rejected from the same film school (University of Southern California) three times before getting into another one. 4 J.K. Rowling was rejected by twelve publishers before Harry Potter was picked up by Bloomsbury. Y James Dyson had 5,126 failed prototypes of his 'bagless vacuum cleaner' before the next one worked. Stephen King's book 'Carrie' was rejected thirty times by publishers, and was only re-submitted when his wife fished it out of the bin and convinced him to give it a 31st go. May this rejection be a tiny and forgotten step on the road to your next big 'yes' - the one that really matters. All the best for your job search!