The Observer Effect

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The eternal CS degree debate, summarized perfectly by Ron Swanson's energy. Self-taught devs showing their GitHub profiles to gatekeepers like "I can do what I want." Meanwhile, bootcamp grads and Stack Overflow power users are nodding vigorously in the background. The industry's obsession with credentials is hilarious when half the senior devs can't remember their algorithm classes anyway. Your ability to Google error messages and understand the docs is the real certification here.

Java coding without IntelliJ is like navigating a verbose wasteland with nothing but a stick and some hope. Then IntelliJ descends from the heavens with its divine auto-completion, refactoring tools, and that sweet, sweet intention detection. Six hours of boilerplate code reduced to three clicks. The IDE that makes Java almost bearable—and that's saying something after 15 years in the trenches. The only angel that answers prayers like "please generate these getters and setters before I lose my will to live."

The pinnacle of language optimization right here. When told C is faster, this Python dev just wrote C code that... calls Python. It's like buying a Ferrari just to tow your bicycle to the race. The system call is literally saying "Hey C, can you ask Python to print Hello World for me?" This is what happens when you take "use the right tool for the job" and interpret it as "use all tools simultaneously for every job."

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