Bugs And Errors: The Developer's Efficiency Ratio

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Bugs And Errors: The Developer's Efficiency Ratio

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Ah yes, the efficiency of modern software development. 25 million bugs, 25,000 errors, and a grand total of 25 lines of code. That's roughly 1 million bugs per line. Impressive productivity metrics for the quarterly review. Management will be thrilled to know we've achieved such a high bug-to-code ratio. Clearly we're maximizing our return on investment here.

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