Wrong Database, Right Career Move

Content rLifeProTips Posted by uneocamel 16h Join 6 9.15 03 01 81 82 LPT - If learning a new language, try watching children's cartoons in that language. They speak slower, more clearly, and use simpler language than adult programming. Arts Culture 4 36.0k 854 Share super-mar1003 14h 5 Awards Any suggestions for learning C? Reply 3.7k

Content (g) programmerhumour S'abonner We need to design the cover for our programming book The name of the language Add a random animal They are always like this. nonbinaryjew S'abonner ELOQUENT lAVASCRIPT Python Think Java EFFECTIVE C a patho Intro to Python firm Vis modern implomontation in C The Swift Programming Lanquage Swift 5 Edition ABSOLUTE C4 OKLILLY PHP Programming MySQL PHP the missina manua perl corpse-decay S'abonner why couldn't they even get a picture of a python for the python book i fucking hate this and i hate programming fuck all you nerds 00 11309 notes

Content writing 2 words clicking the arrow keys 9999x

Ah, the classic collision of real-world terminology and software profanity filters. Some poor developer is stuck between a legitimate business need (a slaughterhouse's "Boner" job title) and their overzealous content filter that's flagging it as inappropriate. The desperate plea to "switch this feature off in the backend" is the digital equivalent of asking your parents to let you stay up past bedtime because "this is different!" After 15 years in this industry, I can guarantee the response will be either "that's a production config, absolutely not" or "sure, we'll add it to the backlog" (translation: never happening). Meanwhile, the slaughterhouse workers are probably wondering why tech people can't understand that bones need removing.

When a site tells you "your new password can't be the same as your old password," they're supposed to be comparing hashed values, not storing your actual password in plaintext. If they know what your old password was , they've already failed Security 101. The fact that a Fortune 500 company did this is like finding out your bank keeps everyone's money in a shoebox under the receptionist's desk. Ten years in tech and I'm still amazed at how many multi-billion dollar companies can't figure out basic password security.

Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2