Wrong Database, Right Career Move

Content C and Python programmers arguing about what language should be learned first Me trying to learn C with no programming knowledge

Content rProgrammerHumor uMicroErick 8h 6 , 12 Prmios Frist day as intern for Spotify, is it custom to DROP a table after you're done querying it? I was running a simple query on the Users table and dropped it before leaving for lunch. I do this all the time for my assignments but people here are freaking out for some reason. 4 11,3k J 493 1, Comparti... 47 Premiar rspotify uRetiredPenguin 8h Unir-se 6 9. 5 7 Prmios Just got randomly logged off mid-song on my phone and can't log back in Has this happened to anyone? I'm on a Google Pixel 6. I was listening to my discover weekly and out of the blue I just got logged out and when I try to reset my password it isn't sending me a link. This is pretty annoying and random,.. 4 3,7k I 933 1, Comparti... Premiar ProdrammerHumor.io

Little Tim tried to hack his way onto the nice list with a SQL injection attack, but Santa's not having it. The kid literally tried to use INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];-- to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. The real kicker? Santa's running his operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." That's the most terrifying part of this whole scenario. Imagine tracking billions of children's moral behavior in Excel. Absolute nightmare fuel for any data engineer.

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The eternal gap between theoretical architecture and actual production traffic! 😂 When someone asks if your system can handle a million concurrent users, but your current load is just TEN people, what do you do? Tell the truth and look incompetent or confidently lie and pray you'll never have to prove it? This is basically every startup pitch deck vs. actual server metrics. "Oh yeah, our architecture is totally cloud-native, horizontally scalable to infinity!" Meanwhile, the poor Node.js server is running on a t2.micro instance that crashes when three people use the search function simultaneously. The best part? When the miracle happens and you actually get that traffic spike, you'll be frantically Googling "how to optimize database queries at 3am" while telling management "it's just a minor scaling issue!"

Content rAskReddit What movies would be a lot shorter if the main character just did what the fuck they were told? uTheWolvenOne Share 6.8k 29.9k J Best V Write a comment You are viewing a single comment's thread. View the rest of the comments TOP COMMENTS abclop99 4h Elrond: Cast it into the fire!!! Isildur: Ok. walks towards edge Ring: No! Isildur: Ok. walks away from edge 249 J MechanicalTurkish 3h Elrond: Cast it into the fire!!! Isildur: Ok. walks towards edge Ring: No! Isildur: Ok. walks away from edge Elrond: sudo Cast it into the fire!!! Isildur: Ok. walks towards edge, tosses ring in -roll credits- 142 BloodyJourno 3h Every time a nerd tells a Linux joke, a penguin gets its wings 44 ProarammerHi