Which DB Powers Your Stack

Which DB Powers Your Stack
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Ah, the eternal database dilemma! The colored figures represent different database options trying to lure our poor developer (white figure) with their flashy features and dollar signs. MongoDB (purple) flashing its JSON documents, Oracle (brown) flaunting its enterprise price tag, and Neo4j (green) showing off its graph relationships.

But then... along comes SQLite (yellow) with its elephant-sized PostgreSQL compatibility and simple file-based structure. Our developer instantly falls in love with the database that doesn't require a second mortgage or a PhD to operate.

It's like dating apps but for databases—swipe left on complexity, swipe right on "just works."

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